Googlebombing Obama’s Birth Certificate

We’re all guilty of doing a google image search, grabbing the first image that fits our needs, and then embedding it in something else without reading it close enough.  Well, I know I am at least.  So with that in mind, I decided to slightly tweak Obama’s recently released long form birth certificate, upload it as Obama Real Birth Certificate, and see where it ends up.

Barack Obama's Long Form Birth Certificate

This is Barack Obama's recently release long form birth certificate, intended to put an end to the birther rumors

What fun to be had on teh internetz!

Spam Comments are Capitalist Graffiti

You can't put "capitalist" in the title of a blog post without including this image

The spam that arrives in your inbox is addressed to speciffically to you (in terms of the e-mail header protocol), and intended to be read by only you.  There won’t be a ton of people, if any, other than you reading (or simply deleting) that spam e-mail.  It’s a private message to you.

But when someone’s Facebook account get hijacked by a virus and they start spamming their own wall, the spam isn’t quite so private anymore.  This type of spam is a bit more public facing, like a billboard placed along a rural highway.  The billboard has limited exposure, as the only people who will see it are the locals.  It’s personable-facing–right at the point the scope of the term “public”  is narrow enough to be atomized into persons.

Spam comments on blogs and forums are capitalist graffiti–completely public-facing massages designed to make a profit.

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Much needed updates!

Sorry about the lack of activity, I was in Utah working on the Four Week Feature.  It was totally a blast and great fun, and you should check out their website.

A lazy/better JQuery way to do CSS Image Rollovers

When it comes to development, I’m a firm believer that laziness is a virtue.  If I can write code to do what I need done in as little lines as possible, not only am I doing less typing, but my code is probably going to be more efficient (either that or it’s going to be really hacky).

In the course of web design, I find myself coding rollover images often.  I’m a big fan of pure CSS image rollovers, which are quicker to load and don’t deal with JavaScript.  However, if you’re dealing with many links that all need a rollover, your css quickly becomes bloated.

JQuery to the rescue!

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Trojan Targets Critical Infrastructure

Last Friday, Microsoft issued a security advisory about a trojan that infects computers by exploiting how Windows loads a shortcut (.ink) icon.

Once a malicious icon loads on the desktop, you're toast

Once the PC has been compromised, the trojan will infect any USB device that gets plugged into the computer. The trojan spreads on USB devices and through shortcut icons sent across some types of network.  Either way, once Windows loads the corrupt shortcut icon for the USB device or network link, the PC has been compromised.

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Telegraph Roulette

After Prince declared the internet dead (and Kenny G declared the internet not dead), I wondered where we, as humanity, would go next in terms of connectivity.  Holomovement?  The Mer-ka-bah?

Barring a massive leap forward in consciousness, I thought up the idea of Telegraph Roulette.

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Comments on repairing comments

After a weekend of shooting overnights, I checked the e-mail linked up to my WordPress to find a bunch of lovely comments and trackbacks for my post about Al-Qaeda’s Inspire magazine.  Being the first post to this blog, I was ecstatic!

But before I had a chance to approve them, my server crashed.

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Media Tidbits

The new James Bond movie is “canned“.  Not in the can, but delayed indefinitely until MGM can raise some money.  Some lenders are pressuring MGM to sell their rights in “The Hobit“.  Warner Brothers offered 1.5b for the studio in its entirety, but considering the last back of Tolkien movies grossed about 3b, I think MGM was right in rejecting the offer.  On the other hand, MGM is 4b in debt right now.

Motorola launching a “Grab Life by the Calls” tie-in campaign with Discovery’s Dirty Jobs show. The slogan sounds  like Dodge’s “Grab Life by the Horns“, retired in 2007.  It also sounds a bit like “grab life by the balls”.  Motorola also has another (much worse) tag line, “Slap Mother Nature in the Face“.  BP joke, anyone?

How do M. Night Shyamalan Movies keep making money?

I have no idea.  But here’s a graphic:

He just keeps making money.....

And with a projected holiday weekend take of 70m, The Last Airbender (called a hate crime against film lovers) has grossed almost half its estimated 150m budget in the first weekend.  Who’s ready for the sequel?

The Economist joins the “cyber-war” bandwagon

As a new subscriber to The Economist, I was always excited to get my issue on Friday, read the whole thing over the weekend, then take The Economist’s “well red” quiz on Monday evening (I’ve never scored above 6 out of 10).  But I was really disspointed by this week’s cover story on Cyberwar.

I’ve yet to read an article that describes the threat from cyberwar in non-analogous terms.  The Economist’s article is about “arms control on the Internet”–whatever that means.  There’s mention of a “cyber-attack” on Estonia and the denial of service attack on Georgia during the start of the Russia-Georgia war (an attack which anyone could participate in, BTW).  But beyond that is nothing but fear, uncertainty, and doubt.

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